The Club
A flexible retainer for business owners who want to cross copy off their to-do (or to-outsource) list. Forever.
Writers that get it, get it
But consistently strong copy is the biggest demon issue you’re looking to solve
One, or more, of these things might be a get out of my brain moment
Your product or service is stronger than how you’re communicating it.
If someone needs to enter your world to see the full power of what you’re selling, you’re working too damn hard. Articulate the power. Continue to overdeliver. Make sales easier.
The person who’s writing your copy shouldn’t be.
If it’s you. You have bigger things to do. Like grow the entire company. If it’s a VA, social media manager, or jack-of-all-trades marketer– you’re leaving money on the table. If it’s a junior copywriter that’s missing the vision. You and me both know your mission is too important to add water to the message.
When you hire, it’s an energy drain.
Custom quotes. Getting them up to speed on the voice, vision, and details. Praying the copy is aligned with what you’re looking for. It’s a lot to get a creative on board and you’ve been told this is how things work if you want quality work.
You want to hire, but it’s expensive.
Quality copy isn’t cheap. You know that. But when your favorite copywriter’s minimum monthly retainer starts at $5K a month, you’re wondering if you’ll have to set aside that kinda budget to get your needs met. Spoiler: no.
The Club
The Club
The only flexible copywriting retainer system that makes getting copy for your business as easy as ordering a spicy marg from a talented bartender
By joining The Club, you will:
Have a senior-level copywriter who’s in your brand voice.
Copy so on-brand it’s kinda creepy. Did I sleep-write this? Am I even needed on sales calls anymore? Why do I wanna BUY my own sh*t? I get it for free.
Get copy that puts strategy first.
Creativity’s cute. Wit is fun. Feelings are great. But copy that works, makes money, and solidifies your impact? Priority right there.
Have consistently strong copy.
Sure, you could hire someone to write your website. But what happens to your monthly emails? Ads? Copy tweaks? New products? A strong website and a mid sales funnel is so 2023.
Never touch copy again.
Tell me what you need. Consider it done. Let’s save hand-holding for romantic beach dates, not your copy projects.
Get the copy you need. Quickly.
Our masterpieces don’t take time. Anytime you have a copy ask, it’s in your hands within 3-5 days. Because every day your copy isn’t working for you is a day you’re working too damn hard.
Enjoy competitive rates and a standardized process.
Custom proposals? Gone. Look at our menu of copywriting offers and buy what you need. No surprises and no energy wasted on a back and forth ‘how much would it be to write 5 emails?’
Have a messaging (sound)board of directors.
Not sure what you need? I got you. Just ask and I’ll point you in the right direction of which Menu items will move the needle.
The power of copy that hits
Testimonials
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Tara Reid - Introvert Coach
“She captured my voice and connected with my audience perfectly in everything she wrote for my business. I can’t recommend her enough for anyone looking for a kickass copywriter that writes incredible sales page copy that connects and converts!”
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Ten Degrees Jewelry
“After reviewing multiple copywriters' websites, I was enticed by Lucy’s witty humor and quick responses. When we worked together, she captured our brand voice in the tone I was aiming for, was always quick to communicate, and made the process seamlessly easy!“
★★★★★ -
Emma Terrazas - Health and Life Coach for CEOs
“She's fast, relaxed, and straightforward + her creativity with words is off the charts impressive. She was so receptive to my ideas and was ultra-transparent throughout the entire day. I know it sounds cheesy, but she is truly my write hand woman.”
★★★★★ -
Vanessa - Taylor Made Polish
“Working with you was one of the easiest days I’ve had in a while. It’s hard to find consultants and service providers you can trust. I feel like I lucked out and am so happy I took the leap for a full day! Thank you so much! ”
★★★★★ -
Erika Cartledge
“After hitting that publish button, I was able to convert 16% of my free challenge participants into paid clients which helped me have my first five-figure launch. This was my highest converting challenge to date and what changed was who wrote the copy!”
★★★★★ -
Kristy Silva - Weddings By Kristy
“Lucy is so easy to work with and a great listener. It was scary putting my voice in someone else’s hands– but she really understood my vision and the values of my business. Reading over my site is a massive confidence boost. She’s worth every penny and I know this site will be attracting the clients I want to work with.”
★★★★★
How It Works
Join The Club. Order your copytails. Alcohol free. The buzz comes from the *ping* of passive sales.
Step 01.
Join The Club
Subscribe to the minimum spend of $3000 to be used within 6 months. Yes. That’s it.
Step 02.
Discovery
Fill out the Copy Clarity Questionnaire, then enjoy a messaging strategy call on us. Once we get you, you can start ordering whatever copy you’d like.
Step 03.
Order
Look at The Menu and order anything you’d like. Prices are there. No surprises. We’ll debit it from your tab or bill you the difference. Whichever you prefer.
Wanna see The Menu? Fill this out and we’ll email it over. →
STEP 04.
Delivery
3-5 days. Copy in hand. We include a quick round of revisions to polish up the project, then it’s time to use our words to create an impact and your best sales month ever.
Top-shelf quality. Express-lane efficiency.
We’re redefining how fast-growth businesses get copywriting
Traditional retainers
Have a $10K, give us your firstborn child minimum making you feel trapped.
Create a rigid structure around what you’re getting each month, not leaving space for your varying needs as a business owner.
Make it hard to track what you’re *actually* getting. Especially how much attention your business is getting with a stuffed agency client roster.
Have slow response times and slow timelines, making you wanna say come on, what’s taking so long under your breath.
Do the work, then ghost. Not sticking around, trying to increase your ROI by looking at your business holistically.
The Club
Is a simple $3000 minimum spend to be used within 6 months. Then, you choose how much you want to spend on copy.
Centers around flexibility. Order a lot one month. Get a couple of nurture emails the next. We follow your business’s seasons. Not the other way around.
Treats your business like our own. Know where every dollar is going with a standardized menu. No surprises. No wtf is verbal strategic analysis for 6 hours?
Delivers all copy in 3-5 days. We love a fast-paced, high-growth business. We’ll match your pace. Then raise it.
Is your messaging teammate. We view your copy in the context of your sales goals, and we’ll advise you on usage so your new words make old-money-level wealth.
Want to see prices?
Grab The Menu. Peep the Copytails.
Freedom comes from knowing you’re completely done with an aspect of your business. You’re hiring help to take over and execute at a high level– not amplify your effort.
Your effort isn’t needed here.
FAQs, but make them fancy
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By joining, you get access to:
A 30-minute strategy call with Lucy
The Menu to order unlimited copy, delivered in 3-5 days
Flex Time whenever you need a tweak, blurb, audit, or unconventional piece of copy written
Competitive prices on your most common consistent copy needs
1 brief round of revisions for every copy project
Email support to guide your company’s overall messaging
Investment
A $3000 minimum spend to be used within 6 months
